high-fiving a million angels
hi i'm maggie & i aspire to be best friends with mindy kaling and
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College is so nice bc cute boys everywhere

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tehhufflepuffcompanion:

Spoiler alert: adulthood is 96% of you going “well, I hope this is how it works and I’ll keep doing it till someone yells at me”

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swamped:

Do u ever look at someone and you’re like how

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toxicwinner:

aliens: land on earth
us: gives them a brief overview
aliens: my mama says i gotta come home right now immediately 

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ammit420:

aa0102:

Men look so ugly masturbating how does that make u feel

jokes on you i look ugly all the time damn wassup how u feel 

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p-a-n-s-y:

shout out to my parents for not supervising what i do on the internet ever

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gangtheway:

tag your fucking spoilers
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ashtonshugedick:

my parents were arguing today and my mom said that Justin Timberlake wouldn’t treat her like this

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thrashturbate:

10/10 would bang.

But also:

10/10 would care for you
10/10 would tuck you in
10/10 would cuddle
10/10 would make sure you get to sleep okay
10/10 would make you breakfast in the morning

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  • me witnessing the birth of my child: nice